Ha ha!!! sorry to laugh, but I can see the situation and how uncomfortable it must have been. Imagine how rough it is for me, I am a cable installer and inside other peoples houses all the time. Many times I have had to make a stop outside and go in a plastic bag in the back of my van. Sounds nasty I know, but the alternatives are to use the customers bathroom (yeah right, loud and greasy, not to mention the extra stink) or hold it until I have an accident (again no)